A good old Yorkshire folk song this morning!

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee? (Without thy trousers on)

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at (Where’s that?)

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at (Yorkshire!)

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at (Where the ducks play football)

Some renditions take the form of a call and answer, hence the parts in brackets. This is the version we used to sing in the Girl Guides.